How To Tell You've Played Too Much ESO
Sept 11, 2015 12:46:31 GMT -5
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Post by The SoCo Kidd on Sept 11, 2015 12:46:31 GMT -5
How to tell you've played too much ESO:
- You call your friends by their Gamer Tags instead of their real names
- You eat or drink something and wonder what level requirement it was
- You spot flowers, wood, and other materials in the real world and have a strange urge to go and collect it all
- You get sick to your stomach when you hear the word "Grind" or "Grinding"
- You secretly watch for Dark Anchors to appear during Thunderstorms
- You have a weird desire to slaughter pigs, goats and other small animals just because you're bored
- You are no longer creeped out by spiders, instead you want to round up as many as possible before crushing them all
- You go out fishing and question yourself using worms as bait to fish in a lake or river
- You now consider a possible zombie apocalypse a great way to get stronger and gain experience
- You have a weird desire to search through any barrels, crates or bags you come across
- You now label fighting with a significant other as drawing "Wife Aggro" (or "Husband Aggro" for the ladies =P)
- You get dressed, look in the mirror and wonder if you've out leveled your current clothing
- You debate eating flowers and herbs to determine what properties they have
- You hear the muffled yells of combat and people screaming "Former Emperor!" In your darkest dreams
- You get way too excited about receiving mail
- You truly believe that crouching in a sticking situation will make you disappear from sight
- You go bow hunting and pretend you can use the "Snipe" ability
- You think about what kind of loot would drop from beating up your boss
- You get stuck talking to someone annoying and wish you could change chat channels
- You buy a horse because you think you've got the hang of it already
- You try to carry all your groceries in one trip only to realize you don't have enough carrying capacity to do so
- You think about how badass real Way Shrines would be while running daily errands
- You walk through the grocery store and think about all the provisions you could make
- You refuse to swim too far from shore for fear of being massacred by Slaughterfish
- You contemplate the cost of a real life re-spec
- You head to your local library, but sadly none of the books glow purple and immediately increase your skill with a sword
- You meet someone new and immediately try to determine what class they would be (This huge dude I met would definitely be a Dragon Knight lol)
- You stare long and hard at your cat and imagine what the Khajiit version of it would look like
- You accomplish a goal and realize that it wasn't nearly as hard as that one boss fight you've done
- You imagine how easy life could be with a quest tracker to guide you
- You talk about your Guild to people who have never even heard of Elder Scrolls
- You come to the conclusion that you have more fun talking to random people through a headset than you do 95% of the people you know in real life
- You call your friends by their Gamer Tags instead of their real names
- You eat or drink something and wonder what level requirement it was
- You spot flowers, wood, and other materials in the real world and have a strange urge to go and collect it all
- You get sick to your stomach when you hear the word "Grind" or "Grinding"
- You secretly watch for Dark Anchors to appear during Thunderstorms
- You have a weird desire to slaughter pigs, goats and other small animals just because you're bored
- You are no longer creeped out by spiders, instead you want to round up as many as possible before crushing them all
- You go out fishing and question yourself using worms as bait to fish in a lake or river
- You now consider a possible zombie apocalypse a great way to get stronger and gain experience
- You have a weird desire to search through any barrels, crates or bags you come across
- You now label fighting with a significant other as drawing "Wife Aggro" (or "Husband Aggro" for the ladies =P)
- You get dressed, look in the mirror and wonder if you've out leveled your current clothing
- You debate eating flowers and herbs to determine what properties they have
- You hear the muffled yells of combat and people screaming "Former Emperor!" In your darkest dreams
- You get way too excited about receiving mail
- You truly believe that crouching in a sticking situation will make you disappear from sight
- You go bow hunting and pretend you can use the "Snipe" ability
- You think about what kind of loot would drop from beating up your boss
- You get stuck talking to someone annoying and wish you could change chat channels
- You buy a horse because you think you've got the hang of it already
- You try to carry all your groceries in one trip only to realize you don't have enough carrying capacity to do so
- You think about how badass real Way Shrines would be while running daily errands
- You walk through the grocery store and think about all the provisions you could make
- You refuse to swim too far from shore for fear of being massacred by Slaughterfish
- You contemplate the cost of a real life re-spec
- You head to your local library, but sadly none of the books glow purple and immediately increase your skill with a sword
- You meet someone new and immediately try to determine what class they would be (This huge dude I met would definitely be a Dragon Knight lol)
- You stare long and hard at your cat and imagine what the Khajiit version of it would look like
- You accomplish a goal and realize that it wasn't nearly as hard as that one boss fight you've done
- You imagine how easy life could be with a quest tracker to guide you
- You talk about your Guild to people who have never even heard of Elder Scrolls
- You come to the conclusion that you have more fun talking to random people through a headset than you do 95% of the people you know in real life
